Monday, December 14, 2009

TIGER WOODS AND HIS JUMP OFF TXT MESSAGES


Tiger: I need you.

Jaimee: then get your tired ass over here and visit me! I need u

Tiger: I will wear you out soon.

Jaimee: I only watch football

Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.

Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special

Tiger: why do I not believe that?


Here’s another:

Tiger: send me something very naughty

Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work

Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it


And another:

Jaimee: I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn’t sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u :)

Tiger: Because I’m blasian :)

Tiger: I’m sorry babe. Im already home.

Jaimee: I’m putting my underwear back on … thats a no no … come take them off
Tiger: :) you are too funny

THIS NIGGA LAME AS HELL LMFAO!!!

-10mile

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